Thinking about it!

Coz there’s lot to be discussed…

That’s a Poor Joke…

Just some new PJs. Will try to add new ones as and when I find something really good…Most of these will be text messages I receive on phone. New Jokes will be added right at the top in a different colour.

Updates : Rock on Jokes added on 3rd September, 08

Q. What would the Harry Baweja version of Rock On be called?

A. Flop on!!!

😀

Q. What would the porno version of Rock On be called?

A. Hard on!!!

😀

Q. What would you name it if Rock On had a female band story?

A. Frock On!!!

😀

Q. What do you call it when mother in laws participate in a race competition?????

A. “Race Saason Ki”

😀

Q. Why is Sonia Gandhi responsible for Rahul Gandhi still being a bachelor?

A. Cos the slogan says – “Sonia Ko Bahu-mat do.”
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Q. There was this river. It was surmounted by a bridge. There were number of girls on the bridge. They were crazy for this boy. What’s the boy’s name?

A. Kisna – Cos “Woh hai albela Mrig Naino waala, Jiski deeani ‘Bridge’ ki har baala, Woh Kisna hai”.

😀

Q. What is the technical term for the knee of a madhumakhi (honeybee)?

A. Bi-Ki-Ni

😀

Q. What Music Does L N Mittal Like?

A. Heavy METAL.

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Q. Why did Santa change the name of his daughter from Shruti to Shraxis.

A. Coz Now UTI has become Axis.

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Q. What name did Kailash Kher call my friend named Gautam by???

A. ‘Autam’ – Cmon, haven’t you heard his song -Tere naam se “G” loon…

😀

Q. What’s the opposite of Naag Panchmi??

A. I Punch Naag

😀

Q. Why did Bhajji hit Sreesath?

A. Coz Sree asked – Hum Chlormint kyon khaate hain?

😀

Q. Sarkaar, then Sarkaar Raj, and with Aish coming to power, the next is called___________???

A. Sarkaar ‘Rai’

😀

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3 Comments »

  1. Q. How did Madhu reward the Operations guy for having given her an excellent Turn Around Time?

    Comment by Nitai | June 5, 2008 | Reply

  2. ???

    Comment by Nishith | June 5, 2008 | Reply

  3. Why are there no more jokes here? Waiting for at least a few 😀

    Comment by Nitai | June 13, 2008 | Reply


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